The Top 10 Myths About Exercise…
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The Top 10 Myths About Exercise…
1. No pain, no gain…
Not so. You don’t have to work out as if you’re being chased by a lion to reap the rewards of exercise. Exercising with a moderate amount of intensity can work just as well: brisk walking, doing the gardening or hoovering round the house, for instance, can be just as beneficial.
The key is to make sure that your pace is at a moderately intense level. The only difference between high and low intensity exercise is time.
You can run intensely for 20 minutes or walk moderately for double the time. Close to the same amount of calories burnt - just that one takes longer than the other.
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/wstryder)
2. Using the gym is the best way to fitness…
No. Not true. It’s ONE of many ways. Ultimately, it’s down to each individual and what works for them. Everyone’s different: someone might find the gym to be the best way for them to keep fit, and others might find working out at home to be more conducive. Some might find that power walking in the fresh air works brilliantly for them.
What’s the best way is what works best for YOU and what you can stick to with some degree of regularity. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/lobsterstew)
3. Spot reducing works…
The use of a particular exercise to focus on a specific part of the body in order to reduce fat in that area does not work.
This is known as spot reducing.
Muscles take residence underneath the fat layers. If you go on an abdominal machine and exercise like a beast, it’ll tone your muscles alright, but it won’t get rid of the surplus fat in that area. Not unless you lost weight.
However, even if you lost weight (congratulations!), where you actually lose it from boils down to your genes and what Mother Nature gave you. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/smomashup1)
4. If the workouts stop, muscle turns to fat …
You know, a lot of people say and believe that. However, the whole muscle-into-fat thing is not true. Muscle is to fat what apples are to oranges. Neither one can turn into each other (unless you have a genie) as they’re completely poles apart.
What would likely happen if you stopped working out is that the lack of exercise would reduce your muscle size, but that’s about it. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/macsurak)
5. If you’re a woman, doing weights will make you bulky…
Only if you have as much testosterone as a man has. Men produce far more of the stuff than women do – waaaay way more (two-thirds more) – which is why men can get bulky quite quickly.
In order for a woman’s body to border on Mr Universe proportions, she’d need to do an insane amount of more weights than your regular Jane and couple it with steroid intakes.
So don’t worry, do the weights. When you look in the mirror, it’s likely you won’t have Mr Terminator staring back at you. Weights are good for you. They make you look lean and toned. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/spine)
6. Pound for pound, muscle weighs more than fat…
Some people believe that muscle is heavier than fat. However, that is soooo not true. Pound for pound, muscle and fat weigh exactly the same. No difference whatsoever.
However, the really cool thing with muscle is that it doesn’t need as much space as fat. No siree. Uh-uh. Pound for pound, muscle takes up three times less space than fat (hence the leaner look).
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/sylvar)
7. Getting into exercise involves a total life overhaul…
Erm, not really. No total overhaul required. Just look at what you already do and try and introduce small changes into your daily routine. It could be walking up the stairs instead of taking the lift. Or you might decide to get off the bus two stops early and walk the rest. Or you could take the dog for a walk 10 minutes longer than you usually do. Tidy up the house or mow the lawn with a bit more pace than usual.
By introducing these mini-activities into your daily routine, you’ll be exercising without even noticing, but doing your body the world of good.
It all adds up.
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/perfectoinsecto)
8. Exercising on an empty stomach burns more fat…
Sooo not true. On the contrary, it might actually have the opposite effect and stop you from losing any weight. Here’s how. If there’s nothing in your stomach, you simply will not have the energy you need to exercise in the first place. No energy, no exertion, no exercise, no weight loss.
At the very minimum, have a small banana or a cup of juice before working out. You need something in your stomach.
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/revjim5000)
9. Leaning on an exercise machine is fine. My workout will still come up trumps
No, it won’t. It’s really not advisable to lean on a machine while you’re working out because you really run the risk of injury to yourself as well as learnt bad posture.
You’ll also get a lower quality workout because leaning on the machine means your body isn’t actually putting in as much work. In addition to that, it’ll prove to be a waste of the time you’ve invested into your workout.
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/sashawolff)
10. It’s important to stretch before a workout…
No, it’s important to warm up BEFORE stretching. Always. Cold muscles should never be stretched – to do that can potentially lead to injury and impact the strength of your muscles for some time afterwards.
The muscles really need to be warm first. The best thing to do is warm up and then stretch before a workout – or just warm up pre-workout then do the stretching after working out.
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/brenbot)
1. No pain, no gain…
Not so. You don’t have to work out as if you’re being chased by a lion to reap the rewards of exercise. Exercising with a moderate amount of intensity can work just as well: brisk walking, doing the gardening or hoovering round the house, for instance, can be just as beneficial.
The key is to make sure that your pace is at a moderately intense level. The only difference between high and low intensity exercise is time.
You can run intensely for 20 minutes or walk moderately for double the time. Close to the same amount of calories burnt - just that one takes longer than the other.
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/wstryder)
2. Using the gym is the best way to fitness…
No. Not true. It’s ONE of many ways. Ultimately, it’s down to each individual and what works for them. Everyone’s different: someone might find the gym to be the best way for them to keep fit, and others might find working out at home to be more conducive. Some might find that power walking in the fresh air works brilliantly for them.
What’s the best way is what works best for YOU and what you can stick to with some degree of regularity. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/lobsterstew)
3. Spot reducing works…
The use of a particular exercise to focus on a specific part of the body in order to reduce fat in that area does not work.
This is known as spot reducing.
Muscles take residence underneath the fat layers. If you go on an abdominal machine and exercise like a beast, it’ll tone your muscles alright, but it won’t get rid of the surplus fat in that area. Not unless you lost weight.
However, even if you lost weight (congratulations!), where you actually lose it from boils down to your genes and what Mother Nature gave you. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/smomashup1)
4. If the workouts stop, muscle turns to fat …
You know, a lot of people say and believe that. However, the whole muscle-into-fat thing is not true. Muscle is to fat what apples are to oranges. Neither one can turn into each other (unless you have a genie) as they’re completely poles apart.
What would likely happen if you stopped working out is that the lack of exercise would reduce your muscle size, but that’s about it. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/macsurak)
5. If you’re a woman, doing weights will make you bulky…
Only if you have as much testosterone as a man has. Men produce far more of the stuff than women do – waaaay way more (two-thirds more) – which is why men can get bulky quite quickly.
In order for a woman’s body to border on Mr Universe proportions, she’d need to do an insane amount of more weights than your regular Jane and couple it with steroid intakes.
So don’t worry, do the weights. When you look in the mirror, it’s likely you won’t have Mr Terminator staring back at you. Weights are good for you. They make you look lean and toned. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/spine)
6. Pound for pound, muscle weighs more than fat…
Some people believe that muscle is heavier than fat. However, that is soooo not true. Pound for pound, muscle and fat weigh exactly the same. No difference whatsoever.
However, the really cool thing with muscle is that it doesn’t need as much space as fat. No siree. Uh-uh. Pound for pound, muscle takes up three times less space than fat (hence the leaner look).
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/sylvar)
7. Getting into exercise involves a total life overhaul…
Erm, not really. No total overhaul required. Just look at what you already do and try and introduce small changes into your daily routine. It could be walking up the stairs instead of taking the lift. Or you might decide to get off the bus two stops early and walk the rest. Or you could take the dog for a walk 10 minutes longer than you usually do. Tidy up the house or mow the lawn with a bit more pace than usual.
By introducing these mini-activities into your daily routine, you’ll be exercising without even noticing, but doing your body the world of good.
It all adds up.
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/perfectoinsecto)
8. Exercising on an empty stomach burns more fat…
Sooo not true. On the contrary, it might actually have the opposite effect and stop you from losing any weight. Here’s how. If there’s nothing in your stomach, you simply will not have the energy you need to exercise in the first place. No energy, no exertion, no exercise, no weight loss.
At the very minimum, have a small banana or a cup of juice before working out. You need something in your stomach.
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/revjim5000)
9. Leaning on an exercise machine is fine. My workout will still come up trumps
No, it won’t. It’s really not advisable to lean on a machine while you’re working out because you really run the risk of injury to yourself as well as learnt bad posture.
You’ll also get a lower quality workout because leaning on the machine means your body isn’t actually putting in as much work. In addition to that, it’ll prove to be a waste of the time you’ve invested into your workout.
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/sashawolff)
10. It’s important to stretch before a workout…
No, it’s important to warm up BEFORE stretching. Always. Cold muscles should never be stretched – to do that can potentially lead to injury and impact the strength of your muscles for some time afterwards.
The muscles really need to be warm first. The best thing to do is warm up and then stretch before a workout – or just warm up pre-workout then do the stretching after working out.
(img credit: flickr.com/photos/brenbot)
The 20 Hardest Endurance Races of the World…
…or a list of 20 things to do in your lifetime (if you’re crazy enough):
1. The Marathon des Sables…
The Marathon des Sables is an excruciating 151-mile long race through the Sahara desert. Can’t imagine what camels must be thinking when they see us folks trying to be like them by trekking across the flipping Sahara desert like that, but ah well.
The miles are spread over 6 days. In a desert, especially the Sahara (don’t let the gentle name fool ya), surely a mile must feel like ten times that on the human body. A popular event, places for Marathon de Sables 2010 were apparently sold out by 2008. (img credit: saharamarathon.co.uk)
2. Badwater Ultramarathon…
(Death Valley to Mount Whitney peak)
Imagine a road so hot you can fry an English brekkie on it. Now imagine running down it for not one mile, not two, but a gruelling non-stop 135 miles. Oh and did I mention you’re in Death Valley which is one of the hottest places in the world? And not only that, it’s that time of the year when the valley’s temperature’s at an all-time high – over 120 degrees hot. God bless ya, for you my friend have just found yourself in the Badwater Ultramarathon. They don’t call it Badwater for nothing.
Apparently, the only mercy – small one, mind you – is that you can run on the lines on the road. That way, if you’re in luck, your running shoes won’t melt. Good luck. (img credit: adventurecorps.com)
3. Hawaii Ironman World Championships…
This is a one-day event starting with a 2.4 mile swim followed by a 112 mile bikeathon, then finished with a run for 26.1 miles. (Meh, I could do all that in my sleep …for I am Superman’s only love child).
It’s said to be quite picturesque at times as competitors get to see the renowned Kona lava fields on their excruciating journey. Hopefully makes for quite a distraction from the physical pain. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/craigalexander)
4. The Crocodile Trophy…
An Australian event. The Outback.1400km of mountain biking over a range of different territories that have serious chips on their shoulders (from Amazon-type terrain to Sahara-like terrain, plus dangerous animals to boot). 10 stages - each stage as challenging as the next.
The best thing to do: don’t count the stages - let each level blend into the next. The race has been known to mentally and physically flabbergast the most experienced sports people who go into it, saying "I expected it to be hard but completely underestimated it." Gluttons for punishment, they’ll probably go and do it all again next year. The human condition: beautiful. (img credit: crocodile-trophy.com)
5. The Barkley Marathons…
Tennessee. Frozen Head State Park (strange name, by the way). A 100-mile race over five loops (20 miles each). 52,900 ft ascending. 52,900 ft descending. There’s a 60-hour cut-off time to finish the race and it’s said that only 8 people (distant relatives of Popeye?) have ever reached it since the event started in 1986.
It almost always rains but I expect anyone who’s acclimatised to the predictably grey and wet British weather will have somewhat of an advantage.
p.s.: there’s a 60-mile fun run. ‘Fun’ doesn’t exactly come to mind (unless you’re one of the Popeye-Eight.) (img credit: mattmahoney.net)
6. The Iditarod…
Sometimes called The Last Great Race, the Iditarod is a 10-17 day 1150-mile sled-dog competition that starts from Anchorage and ends at Nome in Alaska. It’s obviously really cold out there and the constant exposure over the race can’t be pretty; however, when you account for the wind chill factor that’s been known to kick in during a race, then you’re looking at unbearable subzero temperatures.
Then add other things like whiteouts during the day, hours of dark that seem to stretch on and on, jagged-edged mountains and thick forest, and you’re looking at hell really.
Nope. Not pretty at all. (img credit: wikipedia.org)
7. Tour de France…
Cycle through France. For 3,500 km. Over 3 weeks. The Tour de France is one of the most popular endurance races in the world. Having started in 1903, it might possibly be one of the oldest too. Reading the list is exhausting, let alone taking part in it: - 1 prologue
- 9 flat stages - 6 mountain stages - 3 summit finishes - 4 medium mountain stage - 1 individual time-trial stage (51km).
Tour de France? Or Tour de Force? A name change might be in order.
Lance Armstrong has won the most races – 7 times – consecutively. An absolutely incredible feat. (img credit: wikipedia.org)
8. Race Across America (RAAM)…
Well, the name says it all: 30% longer than the Tour de France, this bike race is a mind and body numbing 3000+ miles across America in about a week. Tour de France is 2300 miles for 3 weeks so it gives you some idea of how tough RAAM is.
From the looks of it, different start and end points have been chosen over the course of the event’s history, but it’s usually from one end of the US to the opposite (West Coast to East Coast). For 2009 it was from Oceanside, California to Annapolis in Maryland.
Started in 1982, it’s built a reputation as one of the longest-standing and most popular endurance races on the planet (ok, the world – but ‘planet’ makes it sound way cooler). (img credit: raceacrossamerica.org)
9. Arctic Circle Race…
Definitely not for summer babies, the Arctic Circle Race is a cross-country skiing competition held in Greenland covering a distance of 100 miles (160km) over 3 days. It’s one thing to hold a race at the warmest time you can get your hands on in the Arctic (which isn’t warm really). It’s quite another to hold a race when temperatures dip below zero.
One of the requirements of the race is that competitors are of “a stable mentality”. Odd thing to say - hmm - a bit scary too as it gives some indication of just how challenging the race is. If ski supremo Bjorn Daehlie can attest to how incredibly hard the race is because he’s tried it himself, then by god, it’s got to be bloody hard. (img credit: acr.gl)
10. The Jungle Marathon…
When someone says “extreme footrace” and it “isn’t the distance, it’s the terrain”, then I don’t know about you but I’m thinking that’s got to be some special kinda terrain. Tarzan, where are you when we need you?
The Jungle Marathon is an eye-opening 200km race spread over 6 stages through the Brazilian Rain Forest. There’s a shorter 4-stage 100km one. What seems like the scariest stage is Stage 5. Known as the Dark Zone, it runs from 4pm to 5am. Yeah, yeah, the ‘dark zone’ path is “clearly illuminated” and “easily navigable” but doesn’t that mean that beady-eyed snakes, leeches, bats and a thousand other whatnots will be able to get a better look at the racers? (img credit: junglemarathon.com - u. klaiber)
11. The Yukon Arctic Ultra…
This race (in Canada) is said to be more challenging than the Iditarod. It’s hard to imagine how as Iditarod sounds pretty suicidal. The Yukon Arctic Ultra claims to be “the world’s coldest and toughest ultra”. I’d rather take their word for it and leave it at that, thank you very much. One can choose to do a marathon, 100 miles, 300 miles or 430 miles either via running, xc-skiing or mountain biking. In February when the race is run, temperatures can apparently dip down to -50 degrees Celsius and even lower.
They have a section for Hypothermia and Frostbite. Nuff said. (img credit: arcticultra.de)
12. Primal Quest (Expedition Adventure Race) – USA…
“The World’s Most Difficult Human Endurance Competition”. And they mean it. The Primal Quest is an intense salad of different activities that demands that competitors kayak, climb, trek, raft and mountain bike their asses off through unforgiving terrain.
The whole event lasts 5 to 10 days on very little sleep. Started in 2002, a different location is chosen from year to year including Lake Tahoe, Utah and Washington State. There’s also a range of prizes offered to the top winners. (img credit: eaglinar.blogspot.com)
13. Everest Challenge Stage Race…
On their website are the words “the hardest 2-day USAC Race and Ride EVER” (emphasis on ‘ever’ is theirs, not mine). The pain isn’t really in the miles though (167 miles in total), but in the climb.
The first stage is 102 miles at a 15,465’ climb while the remaining 65 miles (2nd stage) is a punishing 13,570’ (probably why the race is split up over two days). Some people have been known to call it a day after Day 1, but it’s definitely still a cracking-good achievement to get that far. (img credit: everestchallenge.com)
14. The Norseman Xtreme Triathlon…
Strutting its pecs as “the world’s toughest ironman-distance triathlon”, this event cuts to the chase with a 3.8km swim in a fjord (about 15.5 degrees centigrade – don’t sound too warm to me), followed by 180km of biking, then a 42.2km run that ends at mountain Gaustatoppen (around 1850 meters above sea level). Only 200 people are allowed to compete.
The run’s the hardest as it’s up a sharp incline for approximately 17km. Can’t feel too good after a 180km bike ride, surely. By the time the three stages are complete, most competitors would have achieved a total climb of 5000 metres. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/nxtri)
15. Ironman France (Nice)…
Ironman France consists of a 2-loop 3.8km swim (2400m & 1400m), followed by a 180km bike race (total 1800m climb), and finally a 4-loop 42.2km run (10.5km x 4). The water temperature is usually around 24 degrees centigrade. I reckon the more picturesque an event is, the more gruelling the race itself is.
The ‘eye-candy’ is intended to pacify the pain and motivate the racers – a bit like listening to music while you’re jogging. The bike and run are said to be quite picturesque as the route passes through several charming villages and landscapes (13, to be exact). Might be indicative of just how hard the race is. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/lucyllas)
16. Arch 2 Arc…
An 84-mile run from London’s Marble Arch to Dover, then a swim across the English Channel (21 miles) and then a spot of biking from Calais to Paris (Arc de Triomphe) - 180 miles of it.
Think of all the croissants and cheese you can stuff your face with when you get there… that’s if you’re one of the six that have ever made it to the end. Yep, apparently, only six people have ever crossed the finish line. (img credit: blakehartley.com)
17. Triple Bypass (Evergreen, Colorado)…
Are the event organisers trying to scare people away with a title like that?
I guess it wouldn’t put off the most determined of people, though. The title is really in reference to the three mountains every bike rider must pass over in the race. Oh, and it has to be done in a day too. In the grand scheme of endurance races, 120 miles is what it is, but when you factor in an excruciating elevation gain of 10,000 feet over that distance, then now we’re talking. (img credit: teamevergreen.com)
18. Death Ride (California Alps)…
This is worse than the Triple Bypass: a 15,000 ft climb over a distance of 129 miles and all over not 3 but 5 mountain passes. Phew. Death ride, indeed. The event organisers have a picture of a grrr-looking skeleton on their website (deathride.com) just for good measure.
Enter the race if you dare. WO-HA-HAAAAA. (img credit: westworldimages.com)
19. Vendée Globe…
The Vendee Globe is a 24,000 mile solo round-the-world boat race held every few years. One of the rules of the game is that soloists must sail without assistance and without any stopovers.
It’s one thing to go through the physical challenge, it’s quite another to be able to deal with the isolation it entails; we’re looking at a couple of months of no physical human contact in a boat that isn’t that big (i.e., possible claustrophobia). (img credit: vendeeglobe.org)
20. The North Pole Marathon…
Frankly, 5 minutes of exposure in the sub-zero space that is the North Pole is asking for it…but 26.2 miles? You’ve got to be kidding me. (apparently not)
The North Pole Marathon is called the world’s coolest marathon and they’ve got it damn right there. Essentially, they’re running on the Arctic Ocean, not land. Their security blanket is the 6-12 feet separating them from the Ocean (the ocean’s 12,000 ft deep, y’all). Brave. Very brave.
With global warming, it’s a wonder how long that 6-12 ft will stay that way. (img credit: npmarathon.com)
1. The Marathon des Sables…
The Marathon des Sables is an excruciating 151-mile long race through the Sahara desert. Can’t imagine what camels must be thinking when they see us folks trying to be like them by trekking across the flipping Sahara desert like that, but ah well.
The miles are spread over 6 days. In a desert, especially the Sahara (don’t let the gentle name fool ya), surely a mile must feel like ten times that on the human body. A popular event, places for Marathon de Sables 2010 were apparently sold out by 2008. (img credit: saharamarathon.co.uk)
2. Badwater Ultramarathon…
(Death Valley to Mount Whitney peak)
Imagine a road so hot you can fry an English brekkie on it. Now imagine running down it for not one mile, not two, but a gruelling non-stop 135 miles. Oh and did I mention you’re in Death Valley which is one of the hottest places in the world? And not only that, it’s that time of the year when the valley’s temperature’s at an all-time high – over 120 degrees hot. God bless ya, for you my friend have just found yourself in the Badwater Ultramarathon. They don’t call it Badwater for nothing.
Apparently, the only mercy – small one, mind you – is that you can run on the lines on the road. That way, if you’re in luck, your running shoes won’t melt. Good luck. (img credit: adventurecorps.com)
3. Hawaii Ironman World Championships…
This is a one-day event starting with a 2.4 mile swim followed by a 112 mile bikeathon, then finished with a run for 26.1 miles. (Meh, I could do all that in my sleep …for I am Superman’s only love child).
It’s said to be quite picturesque at times as competitors get to see the renowned Kona lava fields on their excruciating journey. Hopefully makes for quite a distraction from the physical pain. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/craigalexander)
4. The Crocodile Trophy…
An Australian event. The Outback.1400km of mountain biking over a range of different territories that have serious chips on their shoulders (from Amazon-type terrain to Sahara-like terrain, plus dangerous animals to boot). 10 stages - each stage as challenging as the next.
The best thing to do: don’t count the stages - let each level blend into the next. The race has been known to mentally and physically flabbergast the most experienced sports people who go into it, saying "I expected it to be hard but completely underestimated it." Gluttons for punishment, they’ll probably go and do it all again next year. The human condition: beautiful. (img credit: crocodile-trophy.com)
5. The Barkley Marathons…
Tennessee. Frozen Head State Park (strange name, by the way). A 100-mile race over five loops (20 miles each). 52,900 ft ascending. 52,900 ft descending. There’s a 60-hour cut-off time to finish the race and it’s said that only 8 people (distant relatives of Popeye?) have ever reached it since the event started in 1986.
It almost always rains but I expect anyone who’s acclimatised to the predictably grey and wet British weather will have somewhat of an advantage.
p.s.: there’s a 60-mile fun run. ‘Fun’ doesn’t exactly come to mind (unless you’re one of the Popeye-Eight.) (img credit: mattmahoney.net)
6. The Iditarod…
Sometimes called The Last Great Race, the Iditarod is a 10-17 day 1150-mile sled-dog competition that starts from Anchorage and ends at Nome in Alaska. It’s obviously really cold out there and the constant exposure over the race can’t be pretty; however, when you account for the wind chill factor that’s been known to kick in during a race, then you’re looking at unbearable subzero temperatures.
Then add other things like whiteouts during the day, hours of dark that seem to stretch on and on, jagged-edged mountains and thick forest, and you’re looking at hell really.
Nope. Not pretty at all. (img credit: wikipedia.org)
7. Tour de France…
Cycle through France. For 3,500 km. Over 3 weeks. The Tour de France is one of the most popular endurance races in the world. Having started in 1903, it might possibly be one of the oldest too. Reading the list is exhausting, let alone taking part in it: - 1 prologue
- 9 flat stages - 6 mountain stages - 3 summit finishes - 4 medium mountain stage - 1 individual time-trial stage (51km).
Tour de France? Or Tour de Force? A name change might be in order.
Lance Armstrong has won the most races – 7 times – consecutively. An absolutely incredible feat. (img credit: wikipedia.org)
8. Race Across America (RAAM)…
Well, the name says it all: 30% longer than the Tour de France, this bike race is a mind and body numbing 3000+ miles across America in about a week. Tour de France is 2300 miles for 3 weeks so it gives you some idea of how tough RAAM is.
From the looks of it, different start and end points have been chosen over the course of the event’s history, but it’s usually from one end of the US to the opposite (West Coast to East Coast). For 2009 it was from Oceanside, California to Annapolis in Maryland.
Started in 1982, it’s built a reputation as one of the longest-standing and most popular endurance races on the planet (ok, the world – but ‘planet’ makes it sound way cooler). (img credit: raceacrossamerica.org)
9. Arctic Circle Race…
Definitely not for summer babies, the Arctic Circle Race is a cross-country skiing competition held in Greenland covering a distance of 100 miles (160km) over 3 days. It’s one thing to hold a race at the warmest time you can get your hands on in the Arctic (which isn’t warm really). It’s quite another to hold a race when temperatures dip below zero.
One of the requirements of the race is that competitors are of “a stable mentality”. Odd thing to say - hmm - a bit scary too as it gives some indication of just how challenging the race is. If ski supremo Bjorn Daehlie can attest to how incredibly hard the race is because he’s tried it himself, then by god, it’s got to be bloody hard. (img credit: acr.gl)
10. The Jungle Marathon…
When someone says “extreme footrace” and it “isn’t the distance, it’s the terrain”, then I don’t know about you but I’m thinking that’s got to be some special kinda terrain. Tarzan, where are you when we need you?
The Jungle Marathon is an eye-opening 200km race spread over 6 stages through the Brazilian Rain Forest. There’s a shorter 4-stage 100km one. What seems like the scariest stage is Stage 5. Known as the Dark Zone, it runs from 4pm to 5am. Yeah, yeah, the ‘dark zone’ path is “clearly illuminated” and “easily navigable” but doesn’t that mean that beady-eyed snakes, leeches, bats and a thousand other whatnots will be able to get a better look at the racers? (img credit: junglemarathon.com - u. klaiber)
11. The Yukon Arctic Ultra…
This race (in Canada) is said to be more challenging than the Iditarod. It’s hard to imagine how as Iditarod sounds pretty suicidal. The Yukon Arctic Ultra claims to be “the world’s coldest and toughest ultra”. I’d rather take their word for it and leave it at that, thank you very much. One can choose to do a marathon, 100 miles, 300 miles or 430 miles either via running, xc-skiing or mountain biking. In February when the race is run, temperatures can apparently dip down to -50 degrees Celsius and even lower.
They have a section for Hypothermia and Frostbite. Nuff said. (img credit: arcticultra.de)
12. Primal Quest (Expedition Adventure Race) – USA…
“The World’s Most Difficult Human Endurance Competition”. And they mean it. The Primal Quest is an intense salad of different activities that demands that competitors kayak, climb, trek, raft and mountain bike their asses off through unforgiving terrain.
The whole event lasts 5 to 10 days on very little sleep. Started in 2002, a different location is chosen from year to year including Lake Tahoe, Utah and Washington State. There’s also a range of prizes offered to the top winners. (img credit: eaglinar.blogspot.com)
13. Everest Challenge Stage Race…
On their website are the words “the hardest 2-day USAC Race and Ride EVER” (emphasis on ‘ever’ is theirs, not mine). The pain isn’t really in the miles though (167 miles in total), but in the climb.
The first stage is 102 miles at a 15,465’ climb while the remaining 65 miles (2nd stage) is a punishing 13,570’ (probably why the race is split up over two days). Some people have been known to call it a day after Day 1, but it’s definitely still a cracking-good achievement to get that far. (img credit: everestchallenge.com)
14. The Norseman Xtreme Triathlon…
Strutting its pecs as “the world’s toughest ironman-distance triathlon”, this event cuts to the chase with a 3.8km swim in a fjord (about 15.5 degrees centigrade – don’t sound too warm to me), followed by 180km of biking, then a 42.2km run that ends at mountain Gaustatoppen (around 1850 meters above sea level). Only 200 people are allowed to compete.
The run’s the hardest as it’s up a sharp incline for approximately 17km. Can’t feel too good after a 180km bike ride, surely. By the time the three stages are complete, most competitors would have achieved a total climb of 5000 metres. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/nxtri)
15. Ironman France (Nice)…
Ironman France consists of a 2-loop 3.8km swim (2400m & 1400m), followed by a 180km bike race (total 1800m climb), and finally a 4-loop 42.2km run (10.5km x 4). The water temperature is usually around 24 degrees centigrade. I reckon the more picturesque an event is, the more gruelling the race itself is.
The ‘eye-candy’ is intended to pacify the pain and motivate the racers – a bit like listening to music while you’re jogging. The bike and run are said to be quite picturesque as the route passes through several charming villages and landscapes (13, to be exact). Might be indicative of just how hard the race is. (img credit: flickr.com/photos/lucyllas)
16. Arch 2 Arc…
An 84-mile run from London’s Marble Arch to Dover, then a swim across the English Channel (21 miles) and then a spot of biking from Calais to Paris (Arc de Triomphe) - 180 miles of it.
Think of all the croissants and cheese you can stuff your face with when you get there… that’s if you’re one of the six that have ever made it to the end. Yep, apparently, only six people have ever crossed the finish line. (img credit: blakehartley.com)
17. Triple Bypass (Evergreen, Colorado)…
Are the event organisers trying to scare people away with a title like that?
I guess it wouldn’t put off the most determined of people, though. The title is really in reference to the three mountains every bike rider must pass over in the race. Oh, and it has to be done in a day too. In the grand scheme of endurance races, 120 miles is what it is, but when you factor in an excruciating elevation gain of 10,000 feet over that distance, then now we’re talking. (img credit: teamevergreen.com)
18. Death Ride (California Alps)…
This is worse than the Triple Bypass: a 15,000 ft climb over a distance of 129 miles and all over not 3 but 5 mountain passes. Phew. Death ride, indeed. The event organisers have a picture of a grrr-looking skeleton on their website (deathride.com) just for good measure.
Enter the race if you dare. WO-HA-HAAAAA. (img credit: westworldimages.com)
19. Vendée Globe…
The Vendee Globe is a 24,000 mile solo round-the-world boat race held every few years. One of the rules of the game is that soloists must sail without assistance and without any stopovers.
It’s one thing to go through the physical challenge, it’s quite another to be able to deal with the isolation it entails; we’re looking at a couple of months of no physical human contact in a boat that isn’t that big (i.e., possible claustrophobia). (img credit: vendeeglobe.org)
20. The North Pole Marathon…
Frankly, 5 minutes of exposure in the sub-zero space that is the North Pole is asking for it…but 26.2 miles? You’ve got to be kidding me. (apparently not)The North Pole Marathon is called the world’s coolest marathon and they’ve got it damn right there. Essentially, they’re running on the Arctic Ocean, not land. Their security blanket is the 6-12 feet separating them from the Ocean (the ocean’s 12,000 ft deep, y’all). Brave. Very brave.
With global warming, it’s a wonder how long that 6-12 ft will stay that way. (img credit: npmarathon.com)